Welcome to the Fart Lair!

A safe place for farts and people.

This is the beginning of my journey in web design and blogging. Over time I hope to learn a lot more about web design and also get a new way to express myself to the world. I've decided that I hate social media but still want to be able to share myself with the world so here I am.

I plan on creating an archive of all of my favorite types of music, a place where people can share there farts and also have discussions with one another.

If you're interested in whats going on in my life or are interested in hiring me feel free to explore my page and feel free to leave a message too!

I recently have started trying to get myself back into shape. Maybe somewhere down the line I'll add a section for my fitness journey so I and everyone else can see how far I've come. The goal is to eventually get rid of my man boobs so I can get a chest tattoo of my turtle sheldon (Yes the turtle at the bottom of this page)

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.

Welcome to my Layout Maker!

Please read this first!

This tool generates a layout that is responsive, which means it looks great on phones! Use dropdowns above to customize your layout's general features. Click the button to generate your HTML and CSS, and paste it into a file on Neocities.

Then you can replace all of the text with your own. For more customization, the CSS code has comments to explain what each part changes. Please read through the code - even if you have no idea what it means.

If you're feeling up for a challenge, I put together a guide which goes over the structure of how this layout is built, along with some specific tips on how to edit it in certain ways.

Check the links in the sidebar for more resources to build your own website!

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.